Lryics:
Wake up in the morning and I’m cramped in my cupboard
Grab my sunnies and my guitar, I’ll play a couple of chords
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of squirt
With some Floo Powder Power, and I’m off to Hogwarts
I’m talking, Ron’s got a bag of Red Vines
German way of saying Red Wines
Seamus’ got a cockney accent (wait, what?)
Lucius is a dancer, Hermione’s got all the answers
Even though she can’t draw
Pigfarts, it’s on Mars, Draco’s rolling on the floors
Tonight’s Yule Ball Night, Ron and Draco have a fight
Yum yum, here I come, what the hell is a Hufflepuff (FIND!)
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
I am woman, hear me smash, Voldy’s doing a tap dance
Tonight, Goyle rules, look for hidden swimming pools
Poor Snape, totally pwned, you should probably blame the jaguar
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
And the Hufflepuffs are saying that they’re really good finders
My dad is dead, yeah my dead dad, I don’t need no reminders
And now the girls are lining up, ‘cause they’re tall, fun and skinny
But I kick ‘em to the curb unless the look like Cho Chang
I’m talking, I miss My Little Pony
I finally fed the potty
Wait, was I drinking piss?
Now, now, now, Lupin’s eating shit, shit
Umbridge is getting pissed, pissed
Don’t send her any text, don’t send her no text
Home-made dark mark scars, and a rocketship to Mars
Harry, can’t you see, what you’re doing to me
Tick tock, this sandwich rocks, why can’t we just be death eaters?
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
Ten points to Dumbledore, and five from Gryffindor
Finally, it’s overdue, once again I dance with you
Wait, what the hell is this?! You think I’m going to kiss her
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
We’re going to back to Hogwarts now
This place is supermegafoxyawesomehot
Where else can you be taught by a squirrel
Or have a dolphin be a portkey
The Umbridge way is completely absurd
That’s one boss Zefron poster over there
Now it’s magic, now it’s magic, now it’s magicooooooool
Now the party don’t start unless Umbridge is invited
Pigfarts, it’s on Mars, Draco’s rolling on the floors
Tonight’s Yule Ball Night, Ron and Draco have a fight
Yum yum, here I come, what the hell is a Hufflepuff (FIND!)
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
Home-made dark mark scars, and a rocketship to Mars
Harry, can’t you see, what you’re doing to me
Tick tock, this sandwich rocks, why can’t we just be death eaters?
Dur dur dur dur, dur dur dur dur
